Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*