Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!