Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."