Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
Detroitus
