Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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Because we're not all sandwiches

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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All the pairs of floating eyes