What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)