What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.