What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife