What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.