What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.