Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
You're an eight.
Poul-trees
I'm falling for you
A boo-tie.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A dogwood
A dogwood!!
A hare dare.
AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.