What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!