Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.