Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Who is the bees favourite singer ?

Sting !

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What was Camelot famous for ?

It's knight life !

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry