He flushed.
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A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
He dumped his girlfriend.
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
Mary Jane dumped him.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
She wiped her arse.
Disoriented.
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The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
9 months.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
His place is a dump
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
A frustacean
Down's in the dumps
He dumped his girlfriend
A No. 2 pencil.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
That's no gouda
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea
He lost interest.
A Brexit
IMMM-DUKEN!'"
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
A clean sheet.
A. Hump me dump me!!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
A: He was nuts over her.
He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!
Because deep down they're good people.
Depends on how thick you slice 'em.
My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me <HEAD> first.
Because she was an operetta (operator).
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey got to pick first
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
They heard it was a Superfund site.
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
