What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.