What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D