What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.