What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...