Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.