Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !