Their teacher told them not to use tables!
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Laotian.
He wasn't single.
A wise quack.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
They both tend to shoot up schools.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
Floor 20
