Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish