Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.