Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.