Address Jokes

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

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What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

White Privilege Jokes More White Privilege Jokes

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

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Hardware Issue Jokes More Hardware Issue Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.