Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.