Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.