What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation