What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the longest?

Life without parole

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Sad Thing Jokes More Sad Thing Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.