What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Sad Thing Jokes More Sad Thing Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.