Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.