Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From