Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From