Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From