Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.