Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.