Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
A. A power failure.
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
There wasn't a punch line.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
She had never learned to spell properly.
