How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.