What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.