What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Chrysler Jokes More Chrysler Jokes

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.