What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.