What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.