What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What is the room temperature on Tatooine?

Lukewarm

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Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine