What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.