What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one