What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.