What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.