Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What's it like being a grown up?

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What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

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