Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.