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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are astronauts successful people ?

Because they always go up in the world !

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.