What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot