What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!