What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What do old people often do?

Die

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.