What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.