What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!