What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.