What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.