What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.