What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/