What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche