Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.