Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.