Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.