Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.