How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest