Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!