Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.