What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Whisker Jokes More Whisker Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

A posse cat !