What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

A posse cat !