Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ?

Beryl of beer !

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.