Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.