What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.