What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.