What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.