Cause his mom was in a jam. :(
Your mom.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
It tastes better with jam.
His parents were in a jam.