What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!