What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.