What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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They both bled for me.

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Half a dog.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!