What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.