What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.