What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.