Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction