Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.