Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.