Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.