How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."