One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
A tiger moth !
Arrr son!
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Because they always throw up
Garbage gets thrown out.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Bloated.
